Salary on Application: Welcome!

Hello, kevinkennethhewitt, thanks for following. Your blog is full of many profound issues and I can’t pick just one to address. So here’s a few:

1/8/12 Ladies, your beauty is not defined by your waist size or weight, but by your heart and passion for Jesus Christ.

Ladies, your beauty is defined by you and you alone.

1/8/12 “Is anything too hard for the Lord?” Genesis 18:14

Proofreading.

4/1/12 “So Noah did everything exactly as God had commanded him.” Genesis 6:22 (NLT)

Assisted in the murder of every living thing without question despite them having just recently been invented by an omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent being because the “thoughts of [man’s] heart was only evil continually” (Gen. 6:5). Interesting since man was created in God’s perfect image. Not to mention that he was perfectly capable of doing it right in the first place. Was there two of every bacterium on the ark? I’ve always wondered. Also this:

4/1/12 I am baffled by the creation of the earth. Read Genesis 1, it seems like everything was water at first.

Perhaps you should try a second book? Perhaps something a little less Earth-centric? Perhaps something post-Enlightenment? Perhaps just start withWikipedia?

3/1/12 Stoked. I am really excited to see what God is going to do in my life, I have a few goals set out including reading the Bible in a year, and in Genesis God is already revealing things to me I have never picked up before even though I’ve read it numerous times before. Its amazing what God can do in your life and how He can speak to you.

You’re 22 and attending bible college yet you’ve never thoroughly read the bible? I hope I’m misreading. Also A YEAR? Show some ambition, christ.

CliffsNotes to the pentateuch: Genesis is primarily about incest. Exodus is about God’s angsty attention seeking (“stop hitting yourself, Pharaoh”). Leviticus is about not committing incest anymore (18:6), no cotton/poly blends (9:19) and certainly no homo (18:22). Numbers is about murdering pretty much everybody (commandwhats?). And Deuteronomy instructs us to be suspicious of everybody lest ye need to stone them (13:6-11), and definitely no transvestites (22:5). Also, rape is 100% okay so long as you pay off the girl’s father. (22:27-29)

That’ll get you moving.

3/12/11 Girls, please stop shaving chunks of your hair.

See 1. You best not be rounding the corners of your own head and beard, by the way. Tattoos are iffy, too. Lev. 19:27-28.

13/12/11 Men: Be the type of man who would die for his wife. Be the man who loves his wife as Christ loved the church. Be the man who is worth submitting to. Be the type of man a woman would want to submit to.

Again. SUBMIT? Are you fucking kidding me? I know the bible is cover to cover misogyny, women are property etc. etc. But if you stopped taking your repressed sexuality out on others you might be able to meet her as an equal. No submission required.

30/11/11 If i started posting pictures of half naked girls on here how many of you would stop following me?? yeah, that’s what I thought, so stop posting pictures of half naked guys.

Scared you might like it?

14/11/11 wow, learning new things Did you know that there is no Old Testament reference to hell. The word used in the old testament is sheol is know as the grave, pit or an abyss. There are 65 references to sheol in the Old Testament.

Seriously, you didn’t know these things? You only have one book to read. Make an effort.

1/11/11 Attention Christians: Please watch what you post, I know you all mean well don’t get me wrong here, but I have been seeing post by you, or re-blogs etc that although they sound lovely and warm and fuzzy, what is being stated is nowhere to be found in the bible[…]

Yeah, “warm and fuzzy” doesn’t feature in the bible. Nor do re-blogs.

30/10/11 Dear female residents of earth: Just because it is Halloween doesn’t mean you have an excuse to dress like a sluty something, you still look like a slut. You do not look like a nurse, cop, maid etc, you look like a whore. - Good day

Here is an excellent video on the topic of “slut-shaming” by a 13 year old girl far smarter than us both. I sincerely hope you watch it (no skin, promise) and stop pushing your repressed values on others. Don’t be bitter that they aren’t afraid to live their lives and express the full gamut of emotions just because you are. I know your book’s down with rape, but the rest of us aren’t.

- Good day!